The moment I was distracted in math class, the sky fell.
I, Chen Fan, an ordinary high school student, suddenly have three ancestors living in my mind——
General Zhao Yun urged me to practice my spear every day and scolded me as "not as good as Changbanpo's horse";
The black-bellied dragon always wants to dig up people's ancestral graves to find treasures, and even tricked pandas into chewing my homework books;
The most stunning one is the panda, which hugs a fire hydrant and chews it until it's drooling. During a fight, it insists on sitting on the enemy's face to "act cute and suppress it."
Spiritual bodies from all over the world travel randomly, strange beasts from mountains and seas roam the streets, and historical figures form a group to act as "plug-ins."
Carrying three mutually deceived spirits, I fought from campus to the world:
The dragon controls the water and washes away the bully's den, then turns around and splashes mud all over me;
The panda chewed up the villain's black iron shield, and burped and sprayed iron slag on my face;
When Zhao Yun was using his spear to challenge an enemy general, he suddenly shouted, "There are teeth marks on the head of this spear——!"
Others awaken their spiritual bodies and become bosses, while I awaken my spiritual bodies and act as a nanny.
Until one day, Long said that he would lift the gate of the devil world to make a nest for pandas. Zhao Yun silently sharpened his gun and said, "I will accompany you."
Me:? ? ? Are you playing this big? !
How did the promised survival of the apocalypse turn into a funny adventure for the three ancestors? !
