Me, an egg.
On the day he broke out of his shell, he was treated as a delicacy by a golden-haired monkey and had to be steamed.
He rolled over and knocked over his golden cudgel: "I'll pluck out your hair and pickle it into monkey stems!"
As a result, this guy cried and called me Brother Dan, carrying a stick as a bodyguard every day.
Heaven sent Xian'e to persuade him to surrender? I rolled over and knocked a hole out of Nantianmen.
Tathagata wants to detain me? Just roll his lotus position into an egg roll.
Sun Wukong crouched on the side and clapped his paws: "Brother Dan is awesome! When will we level Lingshan?"