**Scene 1: Entering the palace for the first time, a drama queen**
**Xiao Yunyi** (gentle smile): "Madam is weak, drink this bowl of tonic while it's hot."
**Su Linyue** (coughing delicately, covering her lips with a handkerchief): "Ahem... I'm afraid I'm... I won't be able to bear it..."
(Inner OS: Hey, this medicine is mixed with ten kinds of poisons. Is your sister a little white rabbit?)
**System prompt**: Your wife crushed the white jade bowl with her bare hands and fed you a "Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy" in reverse.
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**Scene 2: Assassin at the palace banquet, cut into the God of War in seconds**
**Assassin** (arrogant): "The Dog Emperor shall die——!"
**Su Linyue** (turning the table over in an instant): "My concubine's hair has been knocked crooked by you!"
(Three seconds later, all the assassins were hanging upside down from the beams, with enchanting postures)
**Xiao Yunyi** (applause calmly): "Madam, you are very skilled. This trick of 'Goddess Scattering Flowers' is very beautiful."
**Ministers** (pupils are shaking): "Where is the sick and frail princess we agreed on???"
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**Scene 3: Enemy troops siege the city, mixed doubles fight between husband and wife**
**Enemy**: "Surrender without killing!"
**Su Linyue** (takes out a packet of powder): "I'll poison you."
**Xiao Yunyi** (shooting with a bow): "I'll make up for it."
(The enemy troops collectively ran away from diarrhea, shouting as they ran): "These two immoral things have no moral ethics!
