The Entire Court Awaits My Juicy Gossip

Shen Zhiwei transmigrates into the body of a little toddler from the Shen residence, complete with a mind-reading golden finger. Unfortunately, her skill points always seem to go wildly astray. Other people solve cases with evidence. She just listens to suspects mutter to themselves: “The jar of stolen money is under the old locust tree.” Other people discuss government affairs by reading memorials. She just drools as she listens to the Minister of Revenue’s thoughts: “That old man has osmanthus cakes in his pocket!” Even when high-yield rice seeds appear, she hugs an ear of rice and solemnly tells the emperor, “The System says this can grow lots of yummy food.” One day, she accidentally hears the Minister of Rites thinking about the juicy secret of “keeping a lover and supporting an actor.” She immediately ropes in the young master of the General’s residence to climb over the wall and catch the excitement, and even manages to recruit a counting-savvy wolfhound as her bodyguard. The result? The general chases his grandson through the streets with a cane, Lord Shen drags his daughter home by the scruff of her collar, and even the officials who sneaked off to gossip are made by their wives to kneel in the ancestral hall. Shen Zhiwei rests her head on her father’s shoulder, tilting her little head as she ponders: [Whose thoughts should I eavesdrop on next time?] Everyone at court trembles in fear: Please, little ancestor, stop “sitting in” on things! If you keep listening, everyone’s secrets will be exposed down to the last detail!