With just half a bowl of instant noodle broth to his name, Qin Shou decides to write a novel to earn enough for his funeral.
The moment his new book, I Collect Junk in Heaven, goes online, the number of clicks per person is zero.
Heaven's Hall of Mirrored Glory: The Jade Emperor smashes a glass cup. “That cliffhanger! I'm on edge! Hurry up and post more!”
The Netherworld's Senluo Hall: The King of Hell crosses out a name in the Book of Life and Death. “You don't update ten thousand words a day? Then die now!”
The Water Curtain Cave on Flower Fruit Mountain: Sun Wukong blocks the door with his golden cudgel. “Kid! Dare to stop updating? Take a blow from your Great Sage!”
Qin Shou stares at the screen, filled with comments from gods and demons demanding updates, and trembles as he hugs his noodle bowl.
He'd only casually written an opening. How had this bunch of big shots imagined a million words on their own?!
Even more terrifying, the junk he'd written was coming to life in the real world! Noodle broth could bring the dead back to life! Soup spilled on his keyboard could hack into the Book of Life and Death!
When the King of Hell's “Read” appeared on Heaven's public screen, and the Jade Emperor listed Kang Shifu instant noodles as a Class One prohibited item in Heaven...
Qin Shou looks at his blood bubbling with the smell of instant noodles and cries, “I only wanted to quietly flop as an author. How did I become the instant-noodle God of War, public enemy of the Three Realms?!”
A hilarious, tearful tale written in instant noodle broth that drives gods, Buddhas, demons, and monsters collectively mad.
