Qin Shou was so poor that he only had half a bowl of instant noodle soup left, so he decided to write a novel to earn a coffin book.
The moment the new book "I Collect Rags in Heaven" was uploaded, the number of clicks per person was: 0.
Heaven's Lingxiao Palace: The Jade Emperor dropped the glass cup: "This chapter is broken! I'm itchy! Please update it soon!"
Netherworld Senluo Palace: The King of Hell crossed out the book of life and death: "Don't you update ten thousand words every day? Die now!"
Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain: Sun Wukong blocked the door with a golden cudgel: "Boy! Dare you stop watching? Take a stick from me!"
Qin Shou looked at the barrage of gods and demons on the screen, holding the bowl of instant noodles and shivering.
He just wrote the beginning casually. How could these big guys fill up a million words on their own? !
What's even more terrifying is that the tatters he wrote actually materialized in reality! Instant noodle soup can revive you! A leaky keyboard can hack into the Book of Life and Death!
When the "read" of the Lord of Hell appeared on the public screen in heaven, when the Jade Emperor listed Kang Shuaifu as a first-class contraband in heaven...
Qin Shou looked at his own blood that smelled like instant noodles and cried: "I just wanted to throw myself on the street quietly, but why did I become the instant noodle war god who is the public enemy of the three realms?!"
A hilarious history of blood and tears written in instant noodle soup that drove gods, Buddhas and monsters crazy.
