The City Is Full of the Bizarre: I Opened a Luxury Car, So Why Didn't You Explode?

I'll get to the introduction later. The author is serving up a late-night dose of nightmare fuel.

A wild scarecrow is chasing a car from behind?

"Thunder Yatales!"

A grotesque-looking fishman wants to eat me?

"Dragon Blast, coming right up!"

A blood-robed tentacle monster wants to slaughter the city?

Then I'll just pull out the Divine Light Stick. You're done for!