I Stopped Simping, and Now the Campus Belle Is Panicking

The Campus Beauty Panics When I Stop Being a Simp

«I chased Jiang Yuhan for four years. I piled up mountains of gifts, but all she did was smile without responding.

My roommate called me the ultimate simp. I tossed him the keys to my Maybach: “I’m done chasing her.”

Then I drove off with the poor genius campus beauty, drenched in the rain. She curled up in the passenger seat and whispered her thanks.

Jiang Yuhan started bombarding my phone 24/7: “How dare you ignore me?”

Later, at the school anniversary gala, she smashed the rare CD I’d given her in front of everyone. “Come back to me, or else!”

The campus beauty clutched my sleeve in the audience. I pulled her into my arms instead.

“Sorry, I’m married.”»