I, Wang Teng, am the stupid son of a rebel leader who traveled through time. I was besieged in an isolated city by the first female war goddess in the imperial court at the beginning. The city was short of food and the soldiers had no fighting spirit. My father also wanted to bring the whole family to die for the country!
"My son, I will follow my father and kill him. It will be an honor to die!" - Looking at my father's stupid way of dying generously, I knocked him unconscious with a big backhand and shouted, "SB! There is no glory in dying!" The whole place was dead silent!
The next second, I opened the city gate myself and presented my father's head (model) to the female general outside the city known as "Rakshasa"! "General, the traitor's head is here! I am willing to surrender, I just want to survive!"
The female general and the 100,000 troops behind her were dumbfounded! This son of a rebel... Is he here to make a joke? !
Just when they lowered their guard and entered the city, I detonated the tunnels and home-made explosives that had been buried in advance. I said "Do you understand the art of street fighting?" The explosion made the enemy soldiers fall over and cry for their fathers and mothers!
The female general was so angry that her delicate body was trembling, and she wanted to kill me with a gun, but I took out "Enterprise Management and Equity Incentives" and shouted, "General! It's better to start a company than to fight a war! This city is the original stock, all the soldiers are shareholders, and everyone will get dividends after the war!" After the female general heard this, her eyes widened, and she couldn't hold the gun steady!
I harassed her with guerrilla tactics to keep her awake at night, used modern marketing to instigate her deputy generals to rebel, and used "earth cement" to reinforce the city's defenses for three days! Finally, she was forced to sit down and negotiate with me. I crossed my legs and said, "General, I see your bones are amazing, why don't you... Come with me to overthrow this decadent dynasty?"
