After dying suddenly from overwork, seasoned corporate drone Jiang Che transmigrates to a cultivation world where “Heaven rewards diligence.”
The cultivators here believe that “996 is a blessing, and 007 is the norm.” Everyone is caught up in a frenzied rat race for merit and cultivation.
Just as Jiang Che is about to be driven mad by this hellish cultivation culture, the Great Dao Slacker System finally activates!
[Ding! Host detected daydreaming. Slacking success! Cultivation reward: +10 years!]
[Ding! Host refuses morning training with the inner sect and insists on sleeping in. Your commendable spirit of slacking earns you the top-tier divine art Dream-Proofing the Dao!]
[Ding! Host outsources a difficult demon-slaying mission to a junior brother, perfectly embodying the essence of “talk instead of act.” Reward: ancient magical treasure, the Tranquil Inaction Fan!]
From then on, Jiang Che followed a path of cultivation that ran counter to the rest of the world.
While others fought for their lives in secret realms, he sunbathed at the entrance;
while others sweated over alchemy, he sipped tea and read the paper in a reclining chair;
while others fought and bled for the sect's honor, he... was treated as a secret weapon. After slapping an enemy flying, he complained that the racket had ruined his afternoon nap.
While countless prodigies were still entering secluded cultivation to break through bottlenecks, Jiang Che had already become... invincible, without even realizing it, over a leisurely afternoon tea.
“I really just want to lie flat, but my strength won’t let me!”
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