A Fish’s Lie-Flat Life: I Really Don’t Want to Be a Martial God

After transmigrating to a high-martial world, Lin Kun has spent eighteen years wanting nothing more than to laze around and coast through life! On his eighteenth birthday, the System finally arrives! [Ding! Chosen One System binding in progress... Warning! Host’s ‘slacker’ will is too strong. System logic failure...] [BUG System successfully rebuilt! Core function: Everyday actions = cultivation!] Lin Kun is stunned. Is it a crime to be lazy?! How is anyone supposed to live like this! [Ding! Host action ‘yawning’ detected. Passive skill ‘Breathing, the Great Dao Made Simple’ triggered! Realm breakthrough to... early-stage Martial Apprentice!] “Come on, seriously, sir! I can break through just by yawning?!” [Ding! Host has entered ‘deep sleep’. His spirit is highly attuned to the ‘Origin Returning Law’! Realm breakthrough to... mid-stage Martial Apprentice!] “You won’t even leave me alone while I’m sleeping? Please, just let me be a useless nobody!” [Ding! Host action ‘going through the motions’ detected. Passive skill ‘Origin Returning Strike’ triggered! The million-yuan testing machine is destroyed on the spot!] “I’m done for! Now I have to pay for it!” While the whole world goes wild over his “cultivation speed,” and countless prodigies and saintesses are stunned by the “tip of the iceberg” he has revealed, Lin Kun lies on a rocking chair, roaring in despair: “Please, stop making me level up! I really just want to be useless!”