You Dug Out My Granddaughter's Supreme Bone? I'll Bring an Imperial Weapon Out of Seclusion

[Meme-filled opening + everyday life + invincible hero + absurdity + pure fun]

I'm Chen Chen, an utterly ordinary cultivation shut-in. My little goal is to sleep until the universe reboots.

I slept for ten thousand years. Just as I was having a lovely dream, a bunch of unfilial descendants woke me up.

I swept the area with my divine sense and, would you look at that, they were digging the Supreme Bone out of my great-granddaughter while standing right in front of my stone statue!

I was going to roll over and go back to sleep. Young people have hot tempers, I could understand that.

But then I heard that saintess pointing at my statue and shouting, "That old geezer's been dead for ages. We're digging the bone out of his granddaughter, and if he visits us in a dream, he'll have to thank us!"

"Thank you?"

At that moment, I smiled.

My Dao heart shattered.

And my killing intent awoke.

What era is this? And people are still playing out those bitter, tragic stories about being reborn and making a comeback after enduring humiliation?

I'll just make a triumphant return!

Acting like a pushover? Not a chance. Your old ancestor is flipping the table!

"Boom!"

An imperial weapon stirred to life, its divine might sweeping across the world. I took a single step out of my seclusion!

"Children, heed your old ancestor's command: seal the mountain gates shut!"

"Nobody's leaving today!"

As I stepped out of seclusion, the powerful figures across the continent trembled. It seemed they'd recalled some forgotten horror.

That's right. Your dad is back!

You like digging up bones, don't you?

Fine. Today, your old ancestor will give you a hands-on anatomy lesson. You'll be the specimens!

From that damn holy son to the immortal sect behind him, every last one of them!

Whoever dug up my granddaughter's bone, I'll tear down their sect, dig up their ancestors' graves, and pull out every bone in their entire clan one by one. I'll grind them into bone meal and use it to pave my granddaughter's supreme path to becoming a Great Emperor!