The System Forces Me to Be a Hero

[Lie down? The system says you think well! Is the world full of blood? No, for Gu Liang, a Xianyu disciple of Xiyang Sect, Jianghu means Yangchun noodles with meat in the cafeteria, a grassy slope in the back hill to bask in the sun, and a monthly salary of three taels without working overtime. Life creed: Never stand if you can lie down! Until one day—— "Ding! The late stage of lazy cancer in the host has been detected, and it meets the binding conditions of the 'Justice KPI System'!" Gu Li, who was forced to open his business, cried: Help the cafeteria lady find the lost fat cat? Punishment for failure: performing humiliating radio gymnastics in public! Instructing Internet celebrities to practice swordsmanship? Reward: Health Sword Manual (comes with square dance BGM version)! Be a judge at a martial arts competition? The opponent roared: "He was eating melon seeds when he was commenting!" When the martial arts alliance's audit letter comes to your door, and when pirated sword manuals are rampant... Gu lies paralyzed in the rocking chair and screams from his soul: "I just want to be a quiet little salted fish. Why is this system forcing me to get involved?!"