[Abilities based on Eggy Party] [The protagonist is pretending to be drunk, but isn’t popular] [The System screws him over] [Canon couples stay together] [No CP, but everyone dotes on the protagonist (meaning all the single characters are the protagonist’s potential love interests)] [Lots of headcanon; please don’t flame me if you don’t like it]
The System has screwed me over so badly. Who could have guessed that the option for becoming the heir to a top conglomerate would mean becoming the boss’s grandson? Do you think a criminal organization full of lunatics researching drugs to pursue immortality would care much about family ties? Am I not clearly the more suitable test subject? Is this what you call the sole heir to a world-class conglomerate?
Gin: What a troublesome brat. But I have to admit, he’s far more capable than the other good-for-nothings... If you’re not feeling well, go to sleep already!
Conan: So he’d even go after his own family? I wonder how much suffering Karasuma has endured...
Hiromitsu Morofushi: Get up and eat. Stop sleeping in all the time!
Rei Furuya: I’m truly... very grateful to you, Xiao Yu...
What do you mean?! I chose a twelve-year-old body, but what does it mean that I won’t grow up later?! Tell me! And what the hell are Eggy Party abilities supposed to be?! They even come with side effects. Could you explain the abilities a little more clearly next time? What’s wrong with you?!
