Streaming Honkai: Star Rail, I'm the Chief Shipper!

(A Honkai: Star Rail yuri mini-series. Girls are meant to cuddle!)

Luo Qi awakened the Honkai: Star Rail romance skit System. Nobody understands romance better than I do... Wait! Why are all the girls cuddling each other?!

What? I also have to livestream the girls acting out all kinds of scenarios? The whole internet is waiting to watch!!!

Luo Qi put on a serious face. Let me make one thing clear: I’m not shipping them because I want to. I’m doing it to make everyone’s dreams come true!

Fu Xuan and Qingque’s heart-pounding overload, Little Gui and Sushang’s livestreamed confession,

Hanya and Xueyi’s promise to meet in the next life, Seele and Bronya embracing in a hot spring,

Stelle and March 7th’s declarations of possessiveness, Jingliu and Baiheng’s kiss beneath the returning light, Stelle and Asta’s foot-fetish delight,

Lynx and Pela warming up the snowy plains, Lingsha and Yunli’s physical examination...

There’s nothing I can’t ship, whether it’s popular, obscure, or downright unconventional. Even pairs who are one meeting away from falling in love, I can ship them all!

Are they best friends or a couple? I’ll decide.

Are they enemies or a couple? I’ll decide.

Are they partners or a couple? I’ll decide.

Are they master and disciple or a couple? I’ll decide.

Are they sisters or a couple? I’ll decide.

Are they enemies or a couple? I’ll decide.

Did they grow up together or are they a couple? I’ll decide.

Are they lesbians or a couple? I’ll decide.