Through Ten Thousand Lifetimes, I Wanted to Lie Flat, but Became Invincible Instead

My name is Su Chen, and I have a secret.

I'm neither reborn nor transmigrated. I'm trapped in time.

From the day I was born until I died at the age of twenty in the sect's tournament, I lived through that same stretch of life 99,999 times.

I was a Sword God who split the heavens with a single slash.

I was a Demon Lord whose blood stained the nine skies.

I was an Alchemy Saint whose alchemical energy transformed into a dragon.

I even lived as an ordinary man, married and raised children, and spent a peaceful life.

I've had my fill of being a hero, a tyrant, and a coward.

Now the hundred-thousandth cycle has begun. I'm tired. I'm weary. I just want to be a good-for-nothing, lie flat in peace until I'm twenty, and then welcome a fresh start.

But...

I casually left a sword mark on the martial arts arena, and the sect elder meditated on it for three days and nights, breaking through a bottleneck he'd been stuck at for a hundred years!

Just so I could sleep in peace, I slapped away a noisy demonic beast. It turned out to be the divine beast guarding a neighboring nation, and the very next day, that nation's ruler was kneeling outside our mountain gate!

The aloof Holy Maiden insists I'm a hidden master and brings me tea every day.

The bloodthirsty Demoness is convinced I'm the chosen one and has conquered an empire for me.

Please stop reading so much into everything! I really just want to lie flat!