No cp cure
[Ding! The host was detected as... Uh, slime?
[System binding... Warning! Non-carbon-based biological digestive system detected! Warn! The host is gnawing at the system core!
[Binding failed! Rebind... Damn it, don't chew it! Those are energy crystals, not jelly beans!
[Brother, I'm here to help you become the strongest god! Don't eat me!
"Guji~" (It's so noisy, what is it)
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