On a rainy night, Gu Chen picked up a three-year-old girl wearing Tang Dynasty palace dress on the street corner.
Xiaotuanzi called himself "this palace" and angrily criticized his "fancy clothes" in classical Chinese.
Gu Chen had no choice but to take in this "Princess of Jinyang" and found that when she saw the war scenes on TV, she would cover her eyes and cry, "Father, please don't conquer Korea."
On the first day she was sent to kindergarten, the teacher broke down and called: "Mr. Gu! Your sister insists that all the children kneel down and worship!"
When he was worried, a staid professor came to his door: "The jade pendant that the child is wearing is a burial object lost in the Zhaoling Mausoleum of Emperor Taizong."
What's even weirder is that the owner of the antique shop stared at Xiao Sizi and whispered: "Your Highness, it's time for you to go back 'home'..."
Gu Chen picked up the ignorant little dumpling and sneered: "I have the final say about her home now."
Reader comments
It's a mess, showing off your writing skills. We're looking at the plot, not your word choice. It's extremely verbose.
The writing is as sensible as a teenager. At the age of three, tell me, what does a three-year-old know?
It's a mess, showing off your writing skills. We're looking at the plot, not your word choice. It's extremely verbose.
The writing is as sensible as a teenager. At the age of three, tell me, what does a three-year-old know?
OK, love your body well