Ever since I took in the three-eyed husky that made an emergency landing at my house due to a navigation error on the "Tiandao APP", my mountain villa on the verge of bankruptcy has exploded.
Today, the Ancient God of War was banned for playing game cheats (physics), and blocked the door to ask my PUA customer service;
Tomorrow, the nine-tailed fox fairy thinks that my 5-megabit broadband cannot carry her 4K beauty live broadcast, so she wants to give me a "Charming All Beings" session;
…It's so hard for me.
Jiang He: "I'm just an ordinary charterer. I just want to live a life of a wife and children."
Divine Beasts: "No, you don't want to. Come on, first memorize the "Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence across Dimensions", and then go and see if the indescribable tentacle monster at the end of the world has moved forward two centimeters."
Jiang He: "..."
#About the fact that my tenants are all a group of problem children who are in urgent need of social beating#
#I just want to collect rent, but they keep forcing me to save the world#
