Lin Lele, a pet undertaker and part-time joker, reads limericks at funerals to lighten the atmosphere.
Shen Yubai, the cold-blooded CEO, suffered from numerous bees and butterflies. One day, he bumped into Lin Lele singing a eulogy to the tune of "Unforgettable Tonight" at a pet cemetery.
He handed over the black card: "Pretend to be my girlfriend and get a monthly salary of 100,000."
Lin Lele responded instantly: "Boss, how many of you need me to piss you off? After-sales service is included!"
She works conscientiously and enjoys the benefits: she eats Michelin, sells out luxury stores, and stuns the entire internet with her green tea quotes.
However, Shen Yubai gradually discovered that he always remembered her heroic appearance of chewing her elbow during meetings.
When he finally confessed his love, Lin Lele panicked and said, "No! Is it okay to renew the contract? Being in love affects my performance!"
Goddess Shen assisted: "Lele, ignore him, Auntie will introduce you to a better one!"
Father Shen added: "Son, you are not worthy of Lele's sense of humor."
At the wedding, the master of ceremonies asked if he was willing, and Lin Lele answered quickly: "Just add money!"
Shen Yubai kissed her helplessly: "The salary card is yours for... A lifetime.
