Life with the World's Most Wanted Criminal as My Roommate

The campus couple everyone at Imperial University ships: Zhou Ling, the law department heartthrob with a cold, sculpted face, and Su Yan, his sweet roommate who writes Mary Sue novels. Every day, they reenact classic scenes from My Academic Prodigy Brother Couldn’t Possibly Spoil Me This Much:

• He heats up oden for her late at night, and uses bomb-disposal techniques to pick the Sichuan peppercorns out of the broth.

• She coquettishly complains about how difficult the group project is, then casually hacks into the Pentagon to sharpen her skills.

• Xiao Mu, the orange-and-white cat, keeps crashing into the heartthrob’s handmade pottery from art class, as if trying to cover up the microchip hidden in its pawprint.

Until one day, two earth-shattering headlines set the global underworld ablaze:

“The mysterious organization ‘Dark Night’ has obliterated its Jinkang base. Its leader, ‘Night Owl,’ is suspected to be Chinese.”

“The Dragon Soul Special Operations Bureau’s raid ended in disaster. Commander ‘Azure Phoenix’ lost crucial data.”

What are the people at the heart of this storm doing right now?

The author has no idea either ╮(╯﹏╰)╭