My name is Chen Xuanzhen, and my Taoist name is Qingfengzi. I have learned skills from my master in Zhongnan Mountain for twenty years - drawing talismans to ward off evil spirits, Qimen Dunjia, and Feng Shui treatment. Until that day, Master gave me three secret letters, saying that I had suffered from the "Three Catastrophes of Love" and had to go down the mountain to enter the world of mortals. I also had to retrieve the sect's most precious treasure, "The Tears of the Mysterious Lady in the Nine Heavens." Before leaving, he stared at me: "Remember, always remember your mantra when encountering trouble."
Catchphrase? I figured it out on the way down the mountain - "The heavens and the earth are moving, and the merit ingot will soon appear."
When I first arrived in the city, I rescued the kidnapped little lolita Su Xiaomi at the train station. The system dinged: "Care for children merit +100." This little girl is actually the reincarnation of a thousand-year-old cat demon. I set up a fortune-telling stall in the Chenghuang Temple, helped a lovelorn white-collar worker catch his cheating boyfriend, trapped a group of people with a body-fixing spell, and was photographed by passers-by and posted online. I became an "Internet celebrity Taoist priest."
What's even more outrageous is that the beautiful CEO was trapped in bed by a ghost, and I saved her with a house-cleansing talisman. When my fingertips touched her wrist, the birthmark of the Big Dipper appeared on both of them at the same time - and the system prompted another prompt: "Trigger the marriage line in the previous life."
The richest man asked me to break the "White Tiger Devouring the Master Game" and encountered evil Qin Yichen causing trouble; Su Xiaomi was kidnapped, and the master's secret letter spontaneously ignited to guide him; Qin Yichen also said that I had robbed his Taoist companion and threatened to destroy me.
Now I finally understand what Master means: What is experience in the world of mortals? They clearly threw me into a pot of porridge - Lin Ruoxue on the left said she wanted to continue our relationship, Su Xiaomi on the right transformed into a cat-eared girl and barged into my bathroom, while Qin Yichen chased me into the Huangpu River with a water demon array behind him.
But what are you afraid of? I counted with my fingers and found that the merit was enough to exchange for the Five Thunder Methods. The fun has just begun...
