On the first day after transmigrating into the body of a high-risk empress, Li Su is told that everyone in the harem has a golden finger, and she is the target of every one of them!
The reborn Virtuous Consort sharpens her blade to protect her, the Spiritual Spring Consort wants to soak her in her spring, Consort Chen with the romance System treats her as a KPI, and Attendant Xu with the Empress System wants to “marry” her and help her ascend the throne... The world is on the brink of collapse, while Li Su has only a useless Harem-Queen System that lets her see how much everyone likes her.
In her previous life, Li Su was a heartbreaker whom everyone fought over until they killed her. PTSD alert! This time, whoever wants to win someone over can go ahead. This palace only wants to do nothing!
But... the more she does nothing, the more everything goes off the rails!
The reborn female general urges me to rebel: “Your Highness, you should take the throne!”
The wealthy Spiritual Spring Consort keeps feeding me: “Your Highness’s health is my responsibility!”
The socially anxious romance-seeker clings to my leg and cries: “Your Highness, please don’t deduct my points! I’ll be your intelligence chief!”
The empress candidate gazes at me fervently: “Whoever wins the Phoenix Empress wins the realm, and no one is more suited than you!”
Even more absurdly, the new consorts selected in the imperial draft are an odd bunch:
A young cultivator turns my palace into an “air conditioner,” a walking loudspeaker broadcasts everyone’s thoughts and creates daily social disasters, a mind-reading younger sister treats me like a soundproof barrier, and a lovely culinary genius vows to win my stomach with food... The emperor pouts: “Empress, they look at you a thousand times more passionately than they look at me!”
As affection meters throughout the harem hit their limit, the consorts live together in harmony and raise their lazy little fish, while even the useless emperor finishes winning himself over.
But the court officials court death by trying to force their way into the palace? The consorts leap to their feet: “How dare you lay a hand on our empress, our protector, our white moonlight, our mission target?!”
Reborn military power + Spiritual Spring wealth + empress-candidate strategy + cultivation magic + mind-reading surveillance + animal intelligence network + futuristic technology from another world... They all spring into action!
The consorts personally carry the throne and set it before her!