Traveling through the world of cultivation, at the beginning, the sect was slaughtered and blood flowed like a river.
After finally being rescued by a few "masters", Jiang Jiao, an ordinary modern college student, thought he had landed on a golden lap.
As a result, this Yunlan Sect... How should I put it, is that the mental state is a bit advanced.
The mountain guard formation can be collapsed by wild boars, the wind leaking on the roof of the main hall can be used as a shaft, and the mountain gate stone tablet was even painted with a slobbering bun on it by the enemy!
Each of the senior brothers has a unique style of painting: the second senior brother touches porcelain and traps everyone, the third senior brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much but has a mysophobia, and the fourth senior brother is broken-mouthed and kind-hearted. Even the master is a top-notch old naughty kid who goes around causing trouble and taking other people's magic weapons.
As a mortal who has "celestial spiritual roots" but cannot cultivate, Jiang Jiao doubts life every day.
They used thousand-year-old ginseng to make soup for me to replenish my health, used ancient secret books to prop up the table legs, and swore that I was the hope for the rise of the sect.
But her only wish now is not to be poisoned by the second senior brother's dark cuisine again.
Help, can this sect where dragons and phoenixes gather together really lead me to become an immortal?
On the third day, I was washed like a drum washing machine under the waterfall, just to let my body "unlock" the spiritual energy.
The senior brothers are going bankrupt every day because of my appetite:
The second senior brother went down the mountain to "touch porcelain" with black mountain pigs.
The third senior brother was using his sword skills to sneak around late at night.
The fourth brother packaged the waste pills into "healthy snacks".
Master said: If one day she is not washed away by the waterfall, she will be able to officially become an immortal.
I:? ? ? You rely on enlightenment to cultivate immortality, and I rely on hunger to cultivate immortality?
——Behind the relaxed daily life, there seems to be the truth behind the sect's collapse?
Forget it, eat first, save later
