After traveling through the wasteland for 300 years, Link became the worst social beast! So hungry that you pick up trash? Awakening the F-level "Keyboard Cleaning Technique"? This doomsday is too confusing!
Until he was pushed to the edge of the cliff by the crazy mutated rhinoceros and the ferocious "shepherd dog", and at the moment of despair - [Ding! The whole life salvation system is bound! Newbie gift pack: a hole-in-the-wall flip-flop! Skills: 100% chance of being caught with bare hands, white blade and slippers version!
Link: "??? System, are you playing tricks on me? Are you using slippers to fight Doomsday??"
However, when the elite warriors who were chasing him slipped and knelt before the tattered slippers to receive the blade with bare hands, and when the Mechanicum's steel spider was hit by a slipper, the program went awry...
Link realized it! Sand sculptures are the primary productive force in the wasteland!
Since then, the style of wasteland painting has changed dramatically! [Magnetic Chaos Stickers] Let the drone swarm perform a mechanical dance? [Unlimited canned herrings] Stunned thousands of troops? [Female Mushroom] Turn the enemy's tough guy into a royal lady?
Link holds the props in his hands and works hard all the way, laughing through the wasteland!
Does someone else have cool abilities? I rely on slippers to become a god! "Shepherd" conspiracy? Pursued by the Adeptus Mechanicus? Wasteland idols competing for hegemony? Fuck them all! See how the doomsday social animal uses the most arrogant operation to overcome the doomsday with laughter, sweep across the wilderness, and become a generation - the God of Slipper War!
System: "Host, I'll take over your pleasure!"
