Walking around the world, I have a sword that can kill people.
If you can't win, there is another turtle, who calls himself Xuanwu (unconfirmed). He has a hard shell and weak legs, so he can run away.
There is also a chicken who calls himself Suzaku (which is somewhat believable) and is lame.
There is also a cat who calls himself White Tiger (yes, yes) and has slanted eyes.
There is also a female snake who calls herself Qinglong (I flipped the table, whoever believes it)...
