Roaming the martial world, I have a sword that can stab people.
If I can't win with that, I have a turtle too. It calls itself Xuanwu, though that's unconfirmed. Its shell is hard and its legs are fast, so it can run away.
I also have a chicken that calls itself Zhuque. That's somewhat believable, but it's lame.
And a cat that calls itself Baihu. Sure, sure. It's cross-eyed.
Then there's a female snake-dog that calls itself Qinglong. I've flipped the table. Believe it if you want, whoever the hell cares...
