Lin Xian, a salty fish college student, has a lifelong dream of collecting rent while lying around, eating and waiting to die.
It wasn't until the global "spiritual distortion", supernatural powers awakened, and warriors flew into the sky to escape, that he discovered that he had an outrageous passive skill - the law of cause and effect level bad luck transfer.
Since then, Gaowu's urban painting style has undergone a sudden change:
- The school bully kicks down the door to seek revenge? The precise sliding footbath will leave the smell of shampoo lingering for three days!
- The evil master is being pursued for thousands of miles? A piece of banana peel caused his meridians to reverse and he went crazy!
-A cold-blooded killer kidnapped a school beauty? Collective food poisoning, the hostages were rescued while lying down!
- The world-destroying pressure of the secret insect king? With a sneeze and a few drops of eye drops, the insect king sprays liquid and explodes on the spot!
- Even low-Earth orbit satellites peeked at him drinking milk tea? The gyroscope unexpectedly collapsed and cracked the sausage!
While everyone stayed away from "305 Humanoid Self-propelled Natural Disaster", Lin Xian was the only one holding milk tea and frowning: "What does it have to do with me if the satellite is broken?"
Until a blood-stained silver leaf revealed the truth behind the "accidental" death of his parents. Only then did he realize that even a salted fish standing up could crush the mastermind to death.
"Don't mess with that guy." The global dark forces trembled, "He can make you so unlucky that you doubt your life without even moving a finger!"
Lin Xian, on the other hand, just turned over and muttered:
"Don't make any noise and go to sleep."
