[Chasing beauty in the city + having brains + identifying treasures in the city + golden fingers + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger]
Lin Xian, a young man who lost both his parents, spent 20 yuan to buy a fake jade pendant from a street stall.
That night when he lost his job and lost his love, the jade pendant suddenly woke him up from the burning, and a poisonous tongue roared in his head:
"What the hell! Your ex-girlfriend is blindly picking on scumbags, but you are blindly picking on fakes? You both lose! Get up and make money!"
From then on, he held the golden finger of "trolling" and started a life of sexy operations:
Picking up copper coins at the junkyard, Jade Pendant cursed: "I can buy three sesame cakes in the Republic of China! If you take ten yuan, you will definitely earn five yuan!"
The wealthy auction house cracked down on counterfeiting, and the jade pendant screamed: "High imitation in Yiwu last week! Formaldehyde exceeded the standard! Fight him quickly!"
The luxury car of the Bingshan female lawyer was scratched, and the jade pendant wailed: "It's over! This paint is worth your ten years of instant noodles! You've bankrupted everything!"
He shocked the antique circle by picking up a Ming Dynasty jade button with his left hand, and with his right hand relied on the jade pendant's "voice" to help Yu Jie's lawyer solve a strange case. At the same time, he and his enemy anchor Tang Xiaoxiao exchanged live broadcasts: "Family! Today's goal is to lose all Lin Xian's underpants!".
Until one day, Yupei suddenly became silent.
Lin Xian panicked: "Ancestor? Are you fainting from hunger?"
A weak complaint came from my mind:
"Shut up... I've run out of energy... Find a national treasure quickly... Or we'll both be in trouble together..."