When I woke up, I was transformed into a poor scholar from the Ming Dynasty, and I was bound to the most despicable system in history——
"Host, the flintlock gun you made has a chamber explosion rate of 99%. Do you want to perform a fireworks show with human heads for Emperor Jiajing?"
This system can not only redeem black technology, but also comes with a poisonous tongue BUFF:
As a gift of a suona alarm clock to Emperor Jiajing, all the civil and military officials in the dynasty were forced to dance disco!
Let Yan Song dance in a female group dance in public, and history books record that "the traitor died in the society"!
The most outrageous thing is... It actually took advantage of me and the Pirate Queen? !
When I smashed the steam engine into the court hall, the system suddenly warned:
"Warning! The Spanish fleet has arrived in Luzon. If the host fishes again, he will be the colonial mascot!"
Let's watch me use science + cool operation,
Revolutionize the Ming Dynasty and colonize the world,
By the way... Shut up this poisonous tongue system!
"Your Majesty, this telescope is really not suitable for watching the palace maid take a bath!"
"Master Yan, I sold the secret of your baldness to the Ming Dynasty Daily!"
Reader comments
When time-travelling novels were still gathering together to write about "the system is going on every second," "Da Ming: The system is too poisonous for His Majesty to stand" went in the opposite direction, turning the "Golden Finger" into a "complaint machine", which is eye-catching to read. The protagonist parachuted into the Ming Dynasty with a poisonous tongue system. He did not have the thrill of sending troops and food at the beginning. Instead, he had to deal with the system's "fancy insults" first. The best thing about the novel is the "playful plot" that does not break away from the historical framework. The tongue-in-cheek system's complaints can always hit the Ming Dynasty's pain points accurately, such as vassal problems and financial loopholes. They may seem like gags, but they actually conform to historical logic; and the protagonist is torn between "pacifying His Majesty's emotions" and "listening to the system's complaints" Jumping left and right also gives the traveler's survival wisdom a new expression - not relying on the system to win, but relying on the fireworks of "fighting wits with poisonous tongues and dealing with emperors", giving the story the lightness of a refreshing novel and the weight of history.
When time-travelling novels were still gathering together to write about "the system is going on every second," "Da Ming: The system is too poisonous for His Majesty to stand" went in the opposite direction, turning the "Golden Finger" into a "complaint machine", which is eye-catching to read. The protagonist parachuted into the Ming Dynasty with a poisonous tongue system. He did not have the thrill of sending troops and food at the beginning. Instead, he had to deal with the system's "fancy insults" first. The best thing about the novel is the "playful plot" that does not break away from the historical framework. The tongue-in-cheek system's complaints can always hit the Ming Dynasty's pain points accurately, such as vassal problems and financial loopholes. They may seem like gags, but they actually conform to historical logic; and the protagonist is torn between "pacifying His Majesty's emotions" and "listening to the system's complaints" Jumping left and right also gives the traveler's survival wisdom a new expression - not relying on the system to win, but relying on the fireworks of "fighting wits with poisonous tongues and dealing with emperors", giving the story the lightness of a refreshing novel and the weight of history.