As a "professional troll" who makes a living by writing negative reviews for vulgar Internet articles, Lynch never dreamed that because he complained too hard, he would be struck by a bolt of lightning into the book "The Iceberg Saint" that he had just finished trolling.
What's even worse is that he didn't dress up as Jackie Chan's proud male protagonist, nor did he dress up as some affectionate male lead. Instead, he dressed up as an unlucky cannon fodder who was about to be dragged out to feed the dogs because his hands slipped while serving the villain the devil in the first chapter.
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Lynch: "..."
In order not to actually feed the dog in this logical dog-feeding world, Lynch had to brace himself up and use his familiarity with the plot of the original work to start frantically testing on the verge of death.
He wanted to hug the villain's thigh tightly, but he always managed to trick the villain until he even had no pants left.
He just wanted to complain, but he inexplicably became the spiritual leader of a group of "plot awakeners".
Protagonist: "This person is unfathomable. He can break my chances many times. He must be my old enemy!"
Heroine: "He... The way he looks at me is so clear, so different from those ordinary people who only lust after my body!"
Villain: "It's you again! Who sent you! Why can you always predict all my plans!"
Lynch: "I'm not! I didn't! I'm just a complainer who wants to survive! You plot creatures, stop adding drama to me!"
This is a hilarious story about how a complaining king with a strong desire to survive brought the original plot to complete collapse step by step in an absurd world.
