Su He dies suddenly and gets bound to a “Saintly System”? Believe that, and you’ve already lost!
The useless System, Little Gua (in a sweet, cutesy voice): “Honey~ Please splash coffee on the male lead, steal the antagonist’s prop, spread rumors about the real heiress… It’s all for the sake of reforming them! (◕ᴗ◕✿)”
Su He: “…” These missions are obviously asking me to cause as much trouble as possible!
Little Gua (secretly delighted): Story-breaking energy +1 +1… KPI secured!
And so, the style of her quick transmigrations goes completely off the rails.
[The Substitute Legitimate Daughter]: I passionately kiss a butcher in front of everyone. “Wang Tiezhu! Your greasy charm makes me feel safe! A rich family? Not interested!” The marquis’s household is left in ruins? I become queen of the slums, and the mysterious big shot I rescued looks at me with burning eyes…
[The Do-Nothing Burden in the Apocalypse]: The reborn captain is trying to kill me? I throw myself at a diamond-studded Zombie King instead. “Captain, run! I’ll hold them off!” I spray its face with strawberry-cream perfume**… The Zombie King is stunned. “Poke, poke?” Fine. In the apocalypse, I’ll command zombies to haul bricks. How cool is that!
[The Top-Tier Star’s Trouble-Making Wife]: I charge onto the stage at the awards ceremony! The whole internet is waiting for me to start a catfight?
Other people’s quick transmigrations: follow the plot, punish scumbags, and turn the tables.
Su He’s quick transmigrations: Under Little Gua’s disastrous guidance, I’m forced to become the villain! Face-slapping? I do it on the spot! How? Outrageously spectacular! The result? The plot is in tatters, the scumbags are on their knees, and all sorts of big shots (antagonists, heroines, Zombie Kings?) are looking at me with shining eyes!
Little Gua (guiltily): Host, you’ve become a legend? I really didn’t mean to… (I’ve made a fortune in energy!)
Su He (carrying a brick): Thanks for asking. I just finished wrecking the original story. Being a villain is… pretty satisfying? (The resentment of an exploited office worker erupts!)
Mysterious big shot (chuckling): That light that shatters everything… belongs to me.
It's beautiful. I've never seen a quick wear like this before. It made my eyes light up when I saw it.