[Soul penetration + funny + sand sculpture + system + invincibility]
Fitness coach Zhuge Gang died suddenly after staying up late reading a novel. When he opened his eyes, he turned into Zhuge Liang who was farming in Nanyang. He was bound to the [God-level General System] and had full force points.
While others talked and laughed to defeat the enemy, he showed off his eight-pack abs, said "your uncle" and said "idiot" when he said it, and he would never do it if he could do it!
The first time Liu Bei came, he said: "If you don't have money, get out!"
The second time: "No girl dancing? Get lost!"
The third time, Liu Bei gritted his teeth and carried the eight-carriage sedan, and invited dancers to dance in the snow, before Zhuge Gang came out with the chicken legs in his mouth: "Isn't this the end of it?"
During the Battle of Lingling, Xing Daorong shouted arrogantly:
"Say my name and I'll scare you!"
Zhuge Gang galloped out: "I am your father!" A big draw made Xing Daorong doubt his life.
The civil servants of the Eastern Wu Dynasty were quoting scriptures. He was so angry that he lifted the table and said, "What the hell!" He grabbed Zhang Zhao and slapped his face: "Do you accept it? Do you accept it?" The whole audience was silent, and Sun Quan and Zhou Yu's eyes twitched wildly.
Wang Lang was shouting in front of the formation, but he couldn't spray it, so he simply rode into the formation alone, pulled the old man off his horse, and fired his bow from left to right: "Are you the one who calls Wang Lang?"
Cao Cao: "This man is as brave as Lu Bu!"
Zhuge Gang carried Adouqi in and out seven times, slashing and cursing: "Cao Cao, I *you*!" Boss Cao chased after him angrily, but saw that the soles of his feet were smeared with grease, and he turned around and gave him the middle finger.
Liu Bei Tuogu in Baidi City, with tears in his eyes:
"Prime Minister, my son..."
Zhuge Gang waved his hand: "Don't worry, I'm here with you..."
I have seen gangsters, but never such gangsters.