Thanks for asking. I just got back to the country, and the moment I stepped off the plane, I was surrounded by a huge crowd.
I never thought I'd see the day, but everyone was pointing their cameras at me. The signs held up by the crowd and the names they were shouting made me realize they were waiting for a celebrity named Wu Yanlong. My excitement vanished in an instant.
I told the security guard beside me that I wasn't a celebrity.
He said, “They all say that.”
I said I wasn't a celebrity.
They asked, “What's your name? Which celebrity are you?”
I said I wasn't a celebrity.
They said, “You are a celebrity.”
I said I wasn't...
They said, “You are...”
I said I needed to use the bathroom.
At that, the security guard beside me grabbed his walkie-talkie and said, “Quick, clear out an area around the bathroom, or there'll be so many people soon that it'll be completely blocked.”
