Touring the States: Confucius and I Are the Center of Attention

A hopeless student of Chinese language transmigrates to the Spring and Autumn period and somehow becomes Confucius's 73rd disciple? Bribing Yan Hui with spicy strips, teaching Zigong to run a "shellfish loan" scheme, and forcing the Sage to livestream sales! The silliest Confucian supergroup in history takes you on a hilarious tour of the feudal states. In "Me and Confucius, the Attention Seekers," see how these attention seekers turn The Analects into The Art of Making a Scene!