[Goofy humor + watching the drama unfold + slacking off + selective mind-reading + spatial powers]
On my first day as a eunuch, they cut it off?
Xiao Li, a master of slacking off, closes his eyes and opens them to find himself gifted a transmigration starter pack.
He’s become an eight-year-old eunuch in the palace, fresh from having a little snip.
Before he can even look into the matter, he’s dead!
What now?
Li Xiu makes the decisive choice to bang his head against a wall and try again, restarting his life.
Thump!
He lands squarely in the arms of the emperor’s trusted chief eunuch.
From then on, the palace has a new and unusual presence.
The emperor takes a little eunuch with him to court.
The emperor takes a little eunuch with him to war.
The emperor even takes a little eunuch with him to the harem.
In short, wherever he goes, the little eunuch goes too. He never lets him out of his sight for a moment.
The emperor has his own reasons, though he can’t say them aloud.
He doesn’t want to take the little eunuch everywhere or have to do as he says.
But if he doesn’t listen, the little eunuch keeps threatening to put someone else on the throne.
As ruler of the country, he doesn’t want to give in.
But the problem is, this little eunuch really can do it~