Wow, It's a Crocodile in the Melon Field, Humans and Ghosts Are Hopeless

[Eat melon + mind reading + epilepsy + slap in the face and torture + have cp + take all humans and ghosts] There is a scourge in the underworld, and he is Po Meng's assistant. If someone is reincarnated, if Jiang Xu doesn't eat up his pants, it will be in vain. When the ghost saw her, she had to pretend to be dead, but it was of no use, so she still ate the melon. Helplessly, all the ghosts in the underworld have passed through the book. Jiang Xu followed immediately, and no one could escape. After wearing the book, she and the Book of Life and Death ate melon until her mouth cramped. Hou Mansion. The book of life and death reads: [Susu, the new women don't work and sleep in all day long. Jiang Xu raised her middle finger: [I will not allow others to act worse than me. So she sneaked into their bedroom at night, placed a string of firecrackers in front of their bed, and lit some incense on top. Not long after, the firecrackers were lit and turned into alarm bells, frightening all the ladies to the point of being paralyzed and rolling around. Shushu: [Susu, when Green Tea was scolded by you and he cried to hang himself, he didn't forget to fart in the face of your scumbag father. Jiang Xu: [They have such a good relationship, they even start sniffing each other's farts. Everyone:? What kind of tiger-wolf talk is this? Lakeside. Shushu: [Susu, there is a female colleague floating on the lake. She seduced Xiaoxianrou during her lifetime, but was drowned by the old man. Jiang Xu: [What's wrong with the old man? He has a minimum living security allowance. Female ghost:? ! In the court room. Shushu: [Susu, Mr. Wang bounced all the boogers on himself. Jiang Xu: [Then the people around him are covered in it? Ministers:? ! They dug into their throats, vomit!