What Should I Do with So Many Female Disciples?

Ling Feng was a lazy fish who just wanted to lie flat in peace in the cultivation world, but a “damn-you-to-hell” System suddenly bound itself to him: take disciples to get stronger, or get struck by heavenly lightning?! Forced to get to work, he could only grit his teeth and set out to take on disciples, mostly female ones. But trouble came one thing after another: A clingy little troublemaker with a Nine Yin Mystic Vein and amazing cooking skills? Taken! A sword prodigy with a blood feud and a heart of ice? Taken! A willful little alchemy princess who ran away from an arranged marriage and was rich enough to rival a nation? Taken too! Surrounded by a bevy of beautiful female disciples, each with a different style, Ling Feng wailed on the surface: “What am I supposed to do with so many female disciples? I can’t afford to support them! I can’t teach them! I can’t handle this love-triangle battlefield!” But inside, he was secretly thrilled. Hm? Why was his cultivation shooting up? Why was he automatically comprehending Heaven-tier techniques? Why were his disciples eagerly offering him divine pills and magical treasures? From then on, the lazy master lived a life of pain and pleasure: On one hand, his jealous disciples “tormented” him: “Master, try my spirit-roasted fowl first!” “Master, look at the sword intent I just comprehended!” “Master, please~ Have a taste of the immortal pill I just refined!” On the other, he lay back and enjoyed the incredible cultivation gains his disciples brought him, casually suppressing powerful enemies from every faction and founding an unrivaled sacred land! When a peerless female emperor reborn into a new life, a demonic sect enchantress, and a holy maiden from an ancient clan all joined his ranks, Ling Feng looked at his ever-growing “crystal palace” and sighed, rubbing his forehead. “Help! This sweet burden is more than this lazy fish can bear!” See how the “weakest” master leads his gorgeous army of female disciples, stirs up the world, and roams freely through the myriad realms!