(Water Margin + Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio + System + Lottery + Ximen Qing, the Star of Heavenly Cannon)
I had just transmigrated into Ximen Qing when Wu Song, the Tiger Slayer, kicked open the door and charged in with a blade to kill me!
A hellish death trap from the start!
At this critical moment, the [Mandate of Heaven System] awakened!
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You drew the Vajra Subduing Demon Skill!]
Wu Song: "???"
From then on, the Water Margin world had a new most lawless Ximen Gentleman!
I poached Liangshan heroes and seized Erlong Mountain! Song Jiang wanted to surrender to the imperial court? Had he asked about the blade in my hand?
The court was corrupt, with the Six Bandits in power? Then I would flip the Zhao clan's table!
The immortals and gods saw me as a heretic and wanted to help the Jin invade the south and correct history?
Then I would... defy even Heaven itself!
"Hey, guess what" coming up every few paragraphs is too dramatic, disrupting the coherence of the plot and making it very uncomfortable to watch.
Generally. . .