The Cultivation World Explodes When They Learn That the Arrogant Rogue Cultivator Is a Divine Beast

(I’m terrible at writing blurbs, so just read the story. Strong female lead, absurdly funny, laugh-out-loud wish fulfillment.)

Meng Qingsang thought she had died of illness and ascended to the ranks of the immortals. But when she opened her eyes again, she had somehow landed in a male-oriented cultivation novel, reincarnated as an ancient divine beast! Not only was she responsible for repairing the Gates of the Ten Realms, but human cultivators also wanted to form contracts with her?

...How could she put up with that?

When the remnant soul of the Azure Dragon challenged her, Meng Qingsang replied, “I can become a god on my own. Why should I be someone else’s bodyguard?”

Meng Qingsang immediately started stirring things up:

To take human form, she didn’t hesitate to steal every spirit fruit from the male lead’s tree...

To complete her mission, she founded a sect and started gathering the chosen children of the Five Elements!

As for the arrogant, heaven-defying male lead, Meng Qingsang let out a sinister cackle. “Become my disciple!”

Knowing that the male lead has countless admirers, she made the first rule for her disciples: cut off all romantic attachments!

Outside, Meng Qingsang claims to be a divine healer, concealing her cultivation level. But when she fights, even Nascent Soul cultivators are no match for her. She is outrageously brazen, even proclaiming that she’ll rule the Three Wilds and Nine Provinces!

The great masters from every corner of the world can’t stand her, so they come straight to her door to issue challenges!

The eight great sects try to recruit her, only to be mercilessly mocked. In the end, they decide that if they can’t have her, they’ll destroy her. Who could have guessed they would witness her transform into an ancient Azure Dragon with their own eyes?

Her many female fans wave their banners and shout, “Sweetie Qingsang, your big sister loves you!”

And with that, the entire cultivation world erupts!