Quick Travel: the More I Tan, the Whiter I Get, and I'm Always Being Targeted by Big Guys

[The passer-by you thought] White hair, dog eyes, white enough to shine when exposed to enough sunlight. Drinking water can stop bleeding and heal injuries—— System Youyou: "Human-shaped fluorescent lamp and portable humidifier, energy-saving and environmentally friendly, worth owning!" Actual passerby The postman who was buried in the avalanche, the exterminator who protected the books during the insect disaster, the mute depicted on the ashes... The harder he works as a backdrop, the more he collapses due to his beautiful physique. The plot: "I just want to bask in the sun... Why is the boss taking off my clothes to measure the refractive index?!" [The man who clung to him] In every world, there are always big guys targeting me. Destroy the throne/tear up papers/blow up base stations for him: "Every ray of light you dazzle in, every drop of water you drink—all are burned in my memory." [The faint anger of the system] "Binding you is a stain on my data student! But… When he was locked in a sun-drenched prison, it gave him rain; When he was digging people under an avalanche with his bare hands, it wrote a suicide note on his behalf; When the man finally clasped his ankle: "I've got you, my moonlight. " The cat-shaped ball of light dissipated into stardust: "... Be happy, idiot. "