The Empress of Alchemy in a Man's Body, and the System Wants Me to Become a Monster?
> Li Qingqing, a renowned Empress of Alchemy, was struck dead by a tribulation bolt while refining pills. When she opened her eyes again, she had become a man with a bobbing Adam's apple.
> To top it off, an unfamiliar man's five fingers were wrapped around her neck.
> She instinctively tried to flirt. “Hey, handsome...” But what came out was a deep, gruff voice.
> She felt her chest to make sure: as flat as a runway.
> Great. That settled it.
> She checked again. Yep, yep, no doubt about it!
The man passed out, and she stole his money pouch. Suddenly, the lousy System chimed:
> She risked her life to complete the mission, only to turn into a blue-scaled beast.
> Three male beasts fought each other in a frenzy over her, and the victor approached with bloodshot eyes.
> Just as she was about to lose her virtue, she instantly transformed back into a human!
> The furious beast roared, “Damn humans!”
> At the last possible moment, a scruffy old man dropped from the sky.
Li Qingqing promptly fell to her knees and begged him to take her as his disciple. Afraid he might pin the blame on her, the scruffy old man backed away again and again...
> What rotten luck. She walked in on the original's fiancee getting intimate with someone. In that case, why not livestream it to the whole town...
> After joining the sect, the lousy System gave the Host a beginner's gift pack. The Host was instructed to raise the cold senior brother's favorability to 100 percent...
“Heh! A hundred percent? I'm a man right now...”
> She got tricked after sneaking a taste of an elder's spirit fish. The truth-telling fish blurted out to the bald elder, “Your haircut looks great, like Bright Peak. You probably don't even need a lamp at night...”
The youth-preserving elder: “A green coat of paint on an old cucumber, trying to look young.”
