When I caught my fiancé and my concubine in bed, I smashed the door plaque of the Prime Minister's Mansion with my backhand.
There are rumors in the capital that the idiot princess is furious, but they don't know that I have long wanted to get rid of this scumbag.
On the way to leave Beijing to relax, the prince of the Hou family who was being hunted suddenly grabbed the corner of my skirt and said, "Save me, any conditions apply."
Looking at the secret water transportation order on his waist, I smiled and stretched out three fingers.
——First, find out for me why there is a shortage of salt canals in the south of the Yangtze River (the emperor's uncle's secret decree just lacked a knife).
——Second, pretend to be my new love to piss off my ex-fiancé.
——Third... Stay away from me on the road, your wound smells too bad.
But this seriously injured enemy insisted on staying close to me to heal his wounds, and he always "accidentally" ripped off my belt.
Until the day I returned to Beijing, he stopped my carriage on the street and said, "The third condition is void."
"Can the enemy's daughter be the crown prince's concubine?" I raised the curtain and sneered, "Just what I want..."
Before he finished speaking, he kissed the blood on my fingertips and chuckled:
"Who said I want to marry you? Change the third clause to - help me give birth to a little idiot princess."
Later, in the Jinluan Palace, the Prime Minister knelt down and begged for reconciliation.
The newly appointed princess in charge of Yancao in the south of the Yangtze River, I leaned on the crown prince's arms and played with the iron certificate of the alchemy book he had just paid:
"My current husband is the best at raising ashes in crematoriums——"
The uncle on the throne smiled at the list of corrupt officials we held up and said, "Well done! This plaque should have been broken long ago!"
Reader comments
A fantasy novel
The male protagonist vomits blood every day, half-dead, and boring
A fantasy novel
The male protagonist vomits blood every day, half-dead, and boring