I Transmigrated into Su Yuntao and Bound a Villain System from the Start

Su Tao wakes up to find he has become Su Yuntao, the most useless awakening master in Spirit Hall, with only two days left before he awakens Tang San’s martial soul.

Bound to the “Fated Villain System,” his main quest is to stop the Shrek Seven Devils from becoming gods and seize every opportunity for himself. Fail, and he’ll be chased and gnawed on by a ten-year soul beast!

While others grind to raise their soul power, he pretends to slack off in a corner while secretly using a “nano file” to ruin the awakening stone, turning Tang San’s Blue Silver Grass into a level-seven trash martial soul.

While others compete for soul rings, he deploys a “fake thousand-year aura bomb,” forcing Yu Xiaogang to give Tang San a defective hundred-year soul ring.

While others venture into secret realms, he uses the “Withering and Flourishing Art” to empty the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well ahead of time, transplanting its immortal herbs into pots.

From Holy Soul Village to Spirit City, Su Tao bears the reputation of a “slacker officer” while changing destiny with the same tricks used to falsify attendance records:

“Tang San wants the Eight Spider Lances? First, try a taste of soul power disruption.”

“The Seven Devils want to become gods? Sorry, I’ve tainted the divine positions.”

In the end, watching the Shrek Seven Devils hit a wall at their cultivation bottlenecks and fall apart, Su Tao shoulders his hoe and retires to a quiet life. “Destiny? Just another item on my KPI.”

System notification: Slacking-off retirement mode activated. Villain points received: one billion.