Big-Eared Tutu: My Everyday Life

(Everyday-life focused, with trips to other worlds. Apologies for OOC. There will be marriage and children, but no original female characters or children will be harmed. Your childhood favorites are safe.)

Now middle-aged, Wang Yu never expected to have to transmigrate again.

And not only had he transmigrated into his childhood cartoon Big-Eared Tutu, he had also acquired a System that always played dead whenever he asked it a question.

Having just met Hu Tutu and Xiaomei, Wang Yu resigned himself to explaining whether boys and girls could have babies, stressing in particular that boys couldn't.

And then...

Hu Tutu: Th-then Tutu can't have a baby? Waaah, no! Tutu wants a baby too!

Wang Yu: ?

What are you crying about!!!!?

Xiaomei: No! Waaahhhhh!

Wang Yu: ???

What are you crying about now, hey!!!!?

As for Zhang Wei, a new friend he met at school, Wang Yu couldn't understand why the boy was standing facing a persimmon tree, reflecting on his mistakes.

Did he make his mom angry?

Wang Yu: “Zhang Wei, what are you doing?”

Zhang Wei: “I'm learning to think like a tree. That way, I can help it grow stronger. And how are we really any different?”

Wang Yu: “Uh, you have hair, and the tree has leaves?”

Zhang Wei: “No, that's just the most superficial difference. I'm thinking about where I came from and where I'm going... (and on and on)”

Wang Yu: You want to eat persimmons?

Zhang Wei: No! You still don't understand what I mean.

Wang Yu: My family bought persimmon cakes.

Zhang Wei: Really? Can I try one?

Wang Yu: ...