A sneeze from the Buddha knocks down a corner of Mount Ling, accidentally sending him tumbling onto a street in India, stripped of all his magic.
> He wanders the streets of Mumbai in his kasaya, mistaken by street vendors for a performance artist. Onlookers crowd around to take photos with him.
> The Buddha tries to enlighten people, but the language barrier makes them think he’s crazy. Even the stray dogs can’t stand the curry smell on him.
> To survive, he has no choice but to apply for a food-delivery job. Delivering meals on a divine ox brings traffic to a complete standstill.
> Heaven sends a bodhisattva down to find him. The bodhisattva gets hooked on Indian food and gains ten pounds. When reporting by video, the filter is turned up so high that Heaven thinks it’s a scam.
> The Buddha counsels a depressed young man in a slum. But after hearing the Buddha’s advice to “let go of your attachments,” the young man quits his job to trade stocks, only to lose everything.
> At last, the Buddha attains enlightenment by the Ganges: the hardships of earthly life are nothing compared to selling milk tea. With the last of his divine powers, he brews “Bodhi Nectar,” instantly setting off a viral internet sensation.
> By the time Heaven finally finds him, the Buddha is wearing a chunky gold chain and livestreaming his sales pitch: “My dudes, this cup of ‘Let Go’ is the real deal. Double-tap 666!”
