Buddha sneezed and a corner of the spiritual mountain collapsed. He accidentally fell onto the streets of India and lost all his magic power.
>Wearing a cassock, he wandered the streets of Mumbai. Vendors regarded him as a performance artist, and onlookers took photos.
>The Buddha tried to enlighten everyone, but was regarded as a lunatic because of his language barrier. Even stray dogs disliked the smell of curry on him.
>In order to survive, he had to apply for a job as a delivery boy. As a result, traffic was paralyzed because he rode a sacred cow to deliver food.
>Heaven sent a Bodhisattva down to earth to search for him. The Bodhisattva was addicted to Indian food and gained ten pounds. During the video report, the filter was too high and it was regarded as a scam.
>The Buddha enlightened depressed young people in the slums, but the young people resigned and speculated in the stock market because of the Buddha's teaching of "letting go of obsession", and ended up losing everything.
>In the end, Buddha had an epiphany by the Ganges River: The suffering in the world is worse than selling milk tea. He used his remaining magical power to cook "Bodhi Nectar", which instantly detonated the Internet celebrity economy.
>When the Heavenly Court finally found him, Buddha was wearing a big gold chain and delivering goods live: "Old fellows, put this cup down and double-click 666!"
