
I'm a Bad Book Writer, so Why Do They Call Me a God?
我一臭写书的,怎么都叫我神仙?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 500k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 4mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Stats
4.2kReads
7.6Score
394Shelves
233Chapters
1.2kListens
434.2kReads · all time
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From Living in Hongmeng to Modern Times, Immortality, Urban Writing, Writing Directly About Modern Times
Skip Hongmeng and write about modern cities directly.
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I Am Already the Great Luo Jinxian of the Hunyuan Dynasty. Now I Need a Breakthrough in the Prehistoric Novel.
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There Is No Book on Tomato That Is More Enjoyable Than "Speed Mastery and High Martial Arts"
Want to watch something like "Others practice martial arts and endure hardships, but you can quickly master martial arts?" Book.
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It's a very interesting book. There is no unnecessary nonsense. The plot also progresses slowly and reaches climax one after another! I don't understand why the rating is so low. Do readers today like to read cool articles? There is no self-restraint at all.
Yes, it's surprisingly good, very refreshing and funny. By Chapter 130, the protagonist already knows that he is special. It's not like other hidden masters who deliberately pull and create poisonous points. Overall, it's more comfortable to watch.
Damn you, you are so beautiful, it made me suffocate, petrified, and horrified~ Ah, newcomers can read Brother Shui's first two works. There is an early stage, which will be a little bit addictive, but later it will be so exciting.
This book expresses delicately and the environment transforms naturally. The characters are vividly depicted, and you can taste different character psychology. I haven't seen the phenomenon of hydrology for the time being [sending my heart] I hope there will be no hydrology in the future. When naming a certain work, there are some chapters that are simply like signing up for a menu! [Pouts] The feeling it gives me. This book shows that Brother Shui has realized the reality as time has changed, and discovered the injustice and dark side of society. There are also positive images such as a disciple from a poor family and the protagonist's nephew. The protagonist is middle-aged, which is quite novel. A large number of idioms, allusions and famous sentences are used. Such as: this time, that time. Being domineering is like a firefly competing against the bright moon! "People will eventually be trapped by the things they can't get when they are young." Etc. A glimpse of the leopard in the tube shows that the writing is good. Comprehensive evaluation: If there is no hydrology in the future, even if it is not as good as the masterpieces of heaven and earth such as "Ode to the Goddess of Luo" and "Dream of Red Mansions", or classic online works such as "The Great Love Immortal", "Fights Break the Sphere" and "Douluo Dalu", it will still be an eye-catching work. Support Brother Shui, @Tomato the most handsome boy hehe ----Xixi
It's still good, and the subject matter is relatively new. People who haven't read his books think he is an ordinary person, but those who have read his books and improved will think he is awesome. I don't know if it's their illusion or the truth.
The older generation of artists are calm, and the novels they write are indeed beautiful, with extreme emotional pull, and the relationship between characters. There is indeed a lot to learn from. The title of the book may not be very attractive, but the content is indeed exciting.
Tomato is the first water god. It still has a familiar taste. Come on, it's because of love, so I'll power up for love.
The writing style is as good as ever. The concept is clever and in line with the reality of human nature. There is an unyielding spirit hidden in the words. It is a hearty read.
Let me tell you my true opinion about this book. I have been reading it since the author's first book about dog-licking. I was a novice at the time, and I liked to read this kind of novice novel with pretense and slap in the face. I really liked this book at the time. Now that I have read various books, if I go back and read this kind of novice novel, I will definitely not be able to stand it. Let's talk about this book again. This book is indeed a very clichéd book about pretending to be a slap in the face, but I don't know why I just found this book very good-looking. I was very excited when I saw the three series of horrors. I remembered the time when I first came to Tomato Novels to read 900 Billion Dog Licking World. I hope I won't stop updating it because of the low rating. It's really well written.
The beginning is quite attractive, the master is a master, the mind is wide open and the writing is smooth.
However, my education is not high, so I said "Fuck you, dammit", it's really very shameful, people, come back and beat me if you don't look good!
Brother Shui's books are as good as ever
It's so pretty, I'm not a sailor, I'm an old fan
It's so cool. After all these years, I am the only author who can make me follow up on updates [laughing and crying]
It's very interesting. This is the real cool article. Others are illogical if you read them with your brain. If you read them without thinking, they are just a trap [Like]
How can I put it, the subject matter is very fresh, so those who cannot introduce innovation will definitely be given low marks, because those who always like to be invincible at the beginning, the old routine of the emperor, there is no such thing here, but at least you have to read more than 120 chapters before you feel that the author has laid the groundwork and is ready to start writing seriously! I didn't think about following up on updates at first, I only followed up on them when the golden finger appeared. Bear with me, it's still good.
I thought that reading this book, the first one I read, caused me to suddenly break through to the eighth-level martial arts realm, and now I can fly with a sword.
Super good-looking, super good-looking, super good-looking. Important things are said three times. Although there are no multi-character readings, I usually don't listen to them. But after reading this book twice, I still don't get enough of it. It's not enough to read. Many people may have skipped it after reading the title. Go read it, the author's words are well-written, and everything is refreshing. The author is the author of the book Nine Trillion Dog Licking Money. It's shocking, horrifying, and petrified. The whole audience is dumbfounded. If you don't read it, you will definitely get an ostrich egg stuffed in your mouth [laughing] It's really beautiful. Super, super pretty Novel subject matter Skillful writing skills The plot unfolds smoothly Pretentious and funny throughout Stop talking, Brother Shui is awesome. The Eternal God on Tomato [Like]
I found that my heart beats half a beat faster when I update every day! ! ! ! Chasing books is both painful and joyful! !
What's going on? How come this bookstore has been removed from the shelves?
[Laughing evilly] Brother Shui is finally willing to let the protagonist upgrade
Once you taste the smell of Brother Shui's writing, you will become addicted.
Clear thinking and as funny as ever
It's very good-looking. It's a direct show-off and a slap in the face. It's cool and that's it. It's not like some novels that have a lot of foreshadowing and a lot of nonsense.
The author's writing is indeed very good, and Li Gou Jin and Double Penetration are even better. This time, the writer finished it so early, and he didn't get out of the starry sky. It feels like the author has entered a bottleneck period. I hope you guys can work hard and write a masterpiece that is better than Li Gou Jin.
This book is very good, highly recommended
Yes, yes, it's very, very cool. It's a pity that the main character isn't taking revenge. In the early stage, Kuku was under pressure, and the protagonist did not take revenge personally. This is a pity and a bit poisonous.
Every work of Brother Shui is a masterpiece
It's a bit realistic at first, but then it's very enjoyable. I listened to 160 chapters in 3 days. The protagonist feels a bit like Dragon Ball Satan. The main character is very sexy, and readers of level 7 or above can be promoted by reading his latest novel. Many bosses invisibly show off to the protagonist. Invisible pretense is the most deadly. Dogs and cats are all foreshadowing. After reading the author's 3 books, I found that anything the protagonist does casually must have a profound meaning, and his subordinates will always argue.
Why is it only rated 7.4? Who can write a better book than Brother Shui? It must be arranged with five stars.