Bad news: I transmigrated to Lion Camel Ridge and became a cannon-fodder minor demon named Little Drill Wind.
Good news: It’s a cyberpunk Journey to the West. We’ve got this!
Sun Wukong will arrive in an hour, and thirty thousand demon soldiers are shaking in their boots!
But I started a livestream instead, titled “Watch the Great Sage Wreck the Place.” The gods and Buddhas across the heavens were stunned!
Other people cultivate by meditating. I earn tips from livestreaming, and little do they know…
[Ding! Top donor Tathagata Buddha has tipped 100,000 years’ worth of merit!]
[Ding! Signed creator Sun Wukong has reached one million followers!]
Years later, when Tang Sanzang and his disciples reached Spirit Mountain, they found that it had become the headquarters of my influencer agency. Gods and Buddhas from every realm were lining up for me to promote their products!
P.S. Cyberpunk Journey to the West. If that’s not your thing, don’t read.
