On-Screen Comments Spoil Everything: Everyone Around the Beloved Is Nonhuman

[Everyone’s crush + love at first sight + one woman, multiple men + male rivals compete for her + female-dominant BG + comment feed] You’re the heroine of a yandere romance. One day, you awaken to the truth, but refuse to save the yandere hero. You tell the comment feed: “You should know, yanderes aren’t my thing.” “Rather than watch him lock me up and say, ‘You’re mine,’ I’d rather see him kneel and say, ‘I’m yours.’” “Rather than have him make me cry, I’d much rather watch him cry.” Comments: [Boss, please! Don’t throw away a crazy yandere just because he isn’t your type. Tweak him a little and you might turn him into a well-behaved puppy.] You still refuse, but the instant you see the yandere’s breathtakingly beautiful face, your expression changes. “You know I’ve never had a husband.” The yandere is a snake-man who falls in love with you at first sight and is willing to be your dog for love. When you take your little mad dog home, the comment feed tells you that your cold, chaste stepbrother is an incubus who’s been in love with you for ages. Before you can recover from the shock, the comments add that your ex is a seahorse, and he didn’t go abroad because he cheated on you: there’s another reason. Even the foreign guy who’s always giving you dirty looks gets this comment: [What a tsundere. Keep it up and your wife won’t want you anymore.] Your eyes go dark, but the comment feed is seeing stars: [Boss, please! Give them all a home, okay?] *Please read Chapter One for content warnings.